The internet will never cease to take Rahul Gandhi's case - not even if he one day manages to become the Prime Minister of India. Well, that might be a distant reality - but for now, his case is once again being taken after he took a leave of absence just ahead of the Budget Session and news channels started questioning his move. It was not soon before internet trolls started raising their heads poking fun at the Congress scion for his disappearing act.
As social networking sites ask #WhereIsRahul, here are 10 possible explanations to the ensuing drama that might be worth pondering over.
1. He must be holed up in his room, watching Chhota Bheem and Doraemon episodes back to back. Everybody needs a break, and we totally understand if you do too, Rahul.
2. Like Twitter user @oye_gujju says, he must be at Pattaya Beach right now, waiting for the next Gandhi wave. Because this party has had enough of the Modi wave for the next 20 years.
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3. Given the nationwide concern regarding his intelligence (or the disconcerting lack of it), Rahul baba might just have gone off the grid to take up high-intensity coaching classes to sharpen those grey cells.
4. Rahul might even be busy hanging out with another famous Indian personality with whom he shares a similar IQ - Alia Bhatt. Those two are probably hitting it off quite well, on way to becoming BFFs, talking about the letters of the alphabet or the 6th multiplication table.
5. Another guess about Rahul's whereabouts could take us to the 'grassy' wonderlands of Kasol, where the Congress scion might be checking out some high quality herb and basically pondering on the question of life - and why he had to end up with a sucky one.
6. Aliens might have abducted Rahul to study the human specimen. If that is true, please don't judge us all by him, faraway extraterrestrials!
7. Like Faking News reported, Rahul baba might just have been a little too influenced by 'Into The Wild' - and gone off the grid after watching the travel biopic. Mama Sonia is going to be so pissed.
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8. Another possibility of where Rahul could be is that he has finally decided to let go of his responsibilities and power and everything else, and has gone incognito somewhere in the bowels of rural India as an aam aadmi. You will never find him, Congress, if he does not want to be found.
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9. Or maybe we are quite over-thinking it, guys. If you want to find Rahul baba, you have to think like him. He is probably playing hide-and-seek with us right now - and enjoying all the attention being paid to him right now, something that he was kind of missing while being around.
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10. Wherever he is vacationing, we are sure he is having a nice, long, deserved sleep.God knows the poor chap never got the rest he needed when he was working his ass off at the Parliament.
Note: This article is a piece of satire, meant to be read purely for entertainment - and does not reflect the opinions of either the website or the writer.
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